Friday, January 05, 2007


Monday Magazine has Georgia Nichols’ predictions for 2007. I don’t normally believe in the whole horoscope thing, but some times Georgia has a freaky ability to be acurate. One year, she predicted a baby. Yeah right like that would happen—then my daughter (also a scorpio) announced a very unexpected pregancy.

Last year she predicted “This is not one of those years where you’re at the train station waiting for your ship to come in... Moneybags Jupiter is in your sign this year for the first time in 12 years; and this blessing comes to you at a most propitious time. Act on your dreams! 2006 is the year of the so-called “lucky break” for your sign.” And it was.

So, this year is supposed to start frantic. Georgia states “chaos reigns at home either due to renovations and big changes, or domestic conflict.” Renovations would be it. I picked up the first brochure for my new kitchen yesterday.

“By March, you’ll escape through fun, pleasure, vacations and sporting activities”. Vacations. “Hey, Paul it says I’m supposed to go on vaction in March. CITA is in March”

“What is CITA?”

“Tango festival. Buenos Aires.” Silence. “I take it from the silence that would be a no?”


Too bad, it goes on to say “romace is definitely luscious that month and continues with more sweet promise into April.” Dam, I was looking forward to that hot Argentinian. Oh, wait, it says involvement with foreign countries is strong from Halloween on. I’m good.

I’m supposed to buy clothes in December because I’ll be “too sexy for my shoes!”. Hey, like that would ever happen. She hasn’t seen the shoes!